So, yeah, I opened my car insurance bill and—no joke—I thought maybe I’d accidentally signed up for a yacht policy. Didn’t crash, didn’t speed, didn’t […]
Checked my bank app and—hold up, why does my car payment look like I’m renting a penthouse in Manhattan? APR, they said, wouldn’t matter much. […]
Ever blinked and watched your trade-in value nosedive, while the payment terms on that crumpled four-square sheet suddenly looked “better”? Yeah, me too. Dealers, I […]
So, here’s the thing—people just tune out that awful grinding noise, right? Literally watched some guy at the shop shrug and go, “Eh, my car […]
Okay, so am I the only person who thought “change your oil every 3,000 miles or else” was basically written in stone? I swear, half […]
Did I pay my car registration last month, or was that the electric bill? No clue. I swear the DMV logo flashed somewhere, but here […]
So, I barely made it out of the dealership parking lot before my brain started spiraling about this thing nobody really explains—gap coverage. Like, what […]
So, I’m sitting there, barely got the photos up—one’s crooked, whatever—and before I even finish typing the make and model, I’m getting hit with “wire […]
Dashboard lights. Why do they always flicker on at the worst possible moment? Like, is it me, or do cars just know when you’re running […]
So I’m slumped in this cracked vinyl chair, staring at the clock and trying to remember if I actually locked my front door, when the […]
Unlocking the door, tossing a gym bag in the back, not even glancing at the gas gauge—yeah, that’s just not a thing anymore. Honestly, the […]
You know what’s wild? In every shop I’ve worked, there’s always some story about someone swapping a bumper for a bargain-bin knockoff, and then, boom, […]
So I’m staring at my toolbox, right? And I realize, for years I believed that skipping oil changes was fine if my car wasn’t making […]
Every single day, I’m bombarded by those “get an instant offer for your car in 60 seconds” ads. Like, who hasn’t? If you’re selling a […]
So, picture this: I’m juggling my coffee, my phone, and the car title in a grocery store parking lot, and the buyer’s waving cash at […]
Already regretting staring at those digits next to “total payment” on the contract—yeah, same, I nearly dumped cold brew all over mine last time. I […]