Alright, so let me vent for a second about insurance—specifically, the part where you think you’re covered, but then, surprise, you’re not. Last winter, my […]
Dragging myself through another dealership—my friend’s wild about this “bargain” 2022 luxury sedan, swearing it’s basically a giveaway, but nobody’s talking about how last year’s […]
Plug in the charger, see that battery warning—classic. So, apparently, tons of EV and hybrid owners have to swap out batteries way sooner than any […]
Why does this keep happening? Seriously, three years ago, everyone at work acted like leasing was for suckers—“throwing away money,” they’d say, as if buying […]
So, I’ve been doomscrolling used car sites for what feels like forever—don’t ask why, it’s just a thing I do when I should be sleeping—and […]
Trying to snag a halfway decent car loan lately? Good luck. You think having a solid credit score means anything—nope, you can still end up […]
Forget whatever fantasy you had about blue book values. Seriously, I walked into a dealership last week and the number they threw at me for […]
Swapping tires at the quick lube—guy in the next bay says he never rotates, tires are “wear items.” I mean, okay, but that logic? Bizarre. […]
Alright, let’s get this out there: the 3,000-mile oil change rule? Still haunting people like a bad ringtone. I don’t get it. Every week, someone’s […]
Alright, so last week I’m standing at the pump, staring at my receipt, and honestly—how did I just drop fifty bucks, again? That can’t be […]
So, yeah, I opened my car insurance bill and—no joke—I thought maybe I’d accidentally signed up for a yacht policy. Didn’t crash, didn’t speed, didn’t […]
Checked my bank app and—hold up, why does my car payment look like I’m renting a penthouse in Manhattan? APR, they said, wouldn’t matter much. […]
Ever blinked and watched your trade-in value nosedive, while the payment terms on that crumpled four-square sheet suddenly looked “better”? Yeah, me too. Dealers, I […]
So, here’s the thing—people just tune out that awful grinding noise, right? Literally watched some guy at the shop shrug and go, “Eh, my car […]
Okay, so am I the only person who thought “change your oil every 3,000 miles or else” was basically written in stone? I swear, half […]
Did I pay my car registration last month, or was that the electric bill? No clue. I swear the DMV logo flashed somewhere, but here […]
So, I barely made it out of the dealership parking lot before my brain started spiraling about this thing nobody really explains—gap coverage. Like, what […]
So, I’m sitting there, barely got the photos up—one’s crooked, whatever—and before I even finish typing the make and model, I’m getting hit with “wire […]
Dashboard lights. Why do they always flicker on at the worst possible moment? Like, is it me, or do cars just know when you’re running […]
So I’m slumped in this cracked vinyl chair, staring at the clock and trying to remember if I actually locked my front door, when the […]